my blog will make you horny ;)

my blog will make you horny ;)
me:one does not simply go on tumblr for '5 minutes'.
Marry a man who loves you more than you love him. A woman will always give more than what is necessary to her lover. It is ingrained into her, like maternity. But even when a man loves you more, he will still only be able to meet you halfway. Rihanna (relaying advice given to her by her deceased grandmother)

(via eyeliner-and-cigarattes)

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep, via eyeliner-and-cigarattes)





Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

the second one

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College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

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me:it wont bother me.
me:*lies down*
me:it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.


Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.